COME CROSS OVER BEFORE GE13

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally
You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded As a Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

HOWEVER

If You Are An Indonesian and Filipino or lain lain

AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER

YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH:

MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
A Driving License,
Voting Rights
Job Reservation,
Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi, 

If you convert to Islam, you can be Malay buy chulop like Rid Tee 

Credit Cards, 

Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House, 

Free Education, 

Free Health Care,

And if you are a clever dickie, you can be a Menteri Besar or even Prime Minister!

Oh Malaysia, what a great country, The Boleh Boleh Land !!